Every King has a dream. Similarly, every turtle has a shell, every sidewalk has a crack, and every factory has its ashholes. Well then, shouldn't every blog have its battle?
Here at Generally Bad Ideas, when we aren't having wet nightmares and screaming in our sleep, we like to dream big. Real big. In this dream of ours, two proven celebrities go keyboard to keyboard in a war of words; in this dream, Nick Cannon blog-battles Gary Busey.
Why should they accept this challenge? Because all it takes is one Generally Bad Idea and access to a computer for Merlin-style magic to be made. We picked these men because we have an inkling and a clue that they are flowering with bad ideas. We are also pretty sure they've never done anything like this before; we are offering them a swell experience, like when a drive-by preacher asks if you want a piece of holy candy. God, swell is such a cool word.
Nick now has babies to take care of, but we think he'd love to show his tyke(s) how good he can be with written language. In addition, he's battle tested. He's done some wily stuff on Wild 'N Out, that crazy stud. And anyone remember Drumline? That's the movie when Nick went from snared crab to celebrated sex symbol with a few flicks of his snappy wrists.
Gary experienced a similar transformation on Celebrity Fit Club. It wasn't entirely clear what was going on in the show, but there was a lot of screaming, sweating, praying, and muscle spasms, so there must have been exorcising at some point.
The point is, both Gary and Nick are great guys with Generally Bad Ideas. The question is: Whose idea is better? Or "worse"?
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Potential Topics to Choose From:
- Driving a Railroad Spike into a Cow (AKA Cow-Spiking)
- Taking your Girlfriend's Dad to a Rave
- Making Shameless Love during NASCAR
- Spraying AXE into a Crowd vs. Spraying Hatchets into a Crowd
- Wheelchair Salsa Dancing
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